Several Ways to Maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds"

2. As often as possible, skip instead of walk.

3. Order a Diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

4. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go"

5. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

Hope these made u smile!